I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
