Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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