Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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