let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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