Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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