Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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