its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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