She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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