just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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