Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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