Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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