i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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