No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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