u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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