i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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