so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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