Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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