i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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