He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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