I feel like I'm in dance class right now
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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