Im at strip club and am horny
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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