I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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