11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
As shirtless as possible
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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