Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
