Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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