i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
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