Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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