yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Randomize