should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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