Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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