doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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