I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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