The brown eye won't let me do that either.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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