I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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