He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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