My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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