whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Someone signed my nipple.
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