Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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