How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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