Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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