btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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