you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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