If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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