You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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