Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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