i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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