you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She tied me up with her honor cords...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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