He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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