escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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