Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
