Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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