brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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