So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
My penis needs a shock collar
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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