Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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