Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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